PEARLYN FIGHTS FOR PHONE
the night of june third. well pearlyn had to use the living room phone instead of the lousy cacatted cordless phone in the comfort of her room. so she snuck in and out of her room a couple of times to avoid being slaughtered. unfortunately her dad decides to watch tv in the living room and shes stuck in her bedroom. after waiting for what had seemed like decades to milleniums. her dad finally decides to dream his sweet dreams and go to bed. shes rushes out when the coast is clear and uses the phone again. suddenly her dad creaks open his bedroom door. it was too late. she couldnt run she cautiously places the phone on the handset and crouches behind the table. she even wanted to crawl under the table but to her dismay, she was too big(not fat) to accomplish the task successfully. she hears her fathers footsteps nearing. her heart races. the footsteps suddenly halt. she thought she was a goner. now adding on to the fact that her room phone and cordless phone have been taken away, the living room phone would be out of bounds too and she will have no phone to use unless she repairs her handphone quick. but it will also be confiscated -__- at night. but to her surprise, her dad walks into the kitchen and refills his cup of water. she laughed until she almost gave herself away. when she finally came to her senses she wondered if she should carry on crouching behind the table where she was suppose to be clearly visible and then use the phone again or just run into the room. well she decided to run and she was laughing all the way. she almost fell on the carpet and rolled like a ball into her room. she dived into her bedsheets and pretended to sleep. without warning her room door opens and her dad comes in. he lowers the radio volume down as usual and checks if shes asleep. he did that twice and twice he didn't suspect a thing.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
moral of the story: all parents should wear their glasses at night.
well on the night of june 4th pearlyn found the cordless phone! she was elated and she took the phone right under her dads nose. he didn't notice a thing. she cradled it to her room and hid it under the blanket. she refilled her bottle incase she needed to drink whilst having her conversation. she was grinning to herself all the way. you must be thinking she chit chatted on the phone throughout the night in the comfort of her room FINALLY. but to her dismay. when everything that she needed was repaired and all she needed to do was dial her friends number. she found out that the phone battery was dead.
SO CHEATED!
moral of the story: make sure the cordless phone has battery before you take it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and unfortunately on that day my keyboard was taken away so in the end i went to samanthas house to use the com. we went to parkway to see clarissa and then walked home. and then home i went and my keyboard and mouse was still missing.
BENCHWARMERS AND SHES THE MAN
HAHAHA two movies in a day. and now im officially broke. i spent my whole weeks allowance yesterday. and we took neos! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wah im going to sue that public fone i tell you. i like duke! HAHAHAHAHA and the benchwarmers was damn funny hahahahahahhahaahahaha. HAHA i like the spider part on shes the man.
ANDAND we signed up for the funniest face competition HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE LOOK LIKE RETARDSSSS HAHAHAHAHA
and thats it! hahahahahahahahaha.
the night of june third. well pearlyn had to use the living room phone instead of the lousy cacatted cordless phone in the comfort of her room. so she snuck in and out of her room a couple of times to avoid being slaughtered. unfortunately her dad decides to watch tv in the living room and shes stuck in her bedroom. after waiting for what had seemed like decades to milleniums. her dad finally decides to dream his sweet dreams and go to bed. shes rushes out when the coast is clear and uses the phone again. suddenly her dad creaks open his bedroom door. it was too late. she couldnt run she cautiously places the phone on the handset and crouches behind the table. she even wanted to crawl under the table but to her dismay, she was too big(not fat) to accomplish the task successfully. she hears her fathers footsteps nearing. her heart races. the footsteps suddenly halt. she thought she was a goner. now adding on to the fact that her room phone and cordless phone have been taken away, the living room phone would be out of bounds too and she will have no phone to use unless she repairs her handphone quick. but it will also be confiscated -__- at night. but to her surprise, her dad walks into the kitchen and refills his cup of water. she laughed until she almost gave herself away. when she finally came to her senses she wondered if she should carry on crouching behind the table where she was suppose to be clearly visible and then use the phone again or just run into the room. well she decided to run and she was laughing all the way. she almost fell on the carpet and rolled like a ball into her room. she dived into her bedsheets and pretended to sleep. without warning her room door opens and her dad comes in. he lowers the radio volume down as usual and checks if shes asleep. he did that twice and twice he didn't suspect a thing.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
moral of the story: all parents should wear their glasses at night.
well on the night of june 4th pearlyn found the cordless phone! she was elated and she took the phone right under her dads nose. he didn't notice a thing. she cradled it to her room and hid it under the blanket. she refilled her bottle incase she needed to drink whilst having her conversation. she was grinning to herself all the way. you must be thinking she chit chatted on the phone throughout the night in the comfort of her room FINALLY. but to her dismay. when everything that she needed was repaired and all she needed to do was dial her friends number. she found out that the phone battery was dead.
SO CHEATED!
moral of the story: make sure the cordless phone has battery before you take it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and unfortunately on that day my keyboard was taken away so in the end i went to samanthas house to use the com. we went to parkway to see clarissa and then walked home. and then home i went and my keyboard and mouse was still missing.
BENCHWARMERS AND SHES THE MAN
HAHAHA two movies in a day. and now im officially broke. i spent my whole weeks allowance yesterday. and we took neos! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wah im going to sue that public fone i tell you. i like duke! HAHAHAHAHA and the benchwarmers was damn funny hahahahahahhahaahahaha. HAHA i like the spider part on shes the man.
ANDAND we signed up for the funniest face competition HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE LOOK LIKE RETARDSSSS HAHAHAHAHA
and thats it! hahahahahahahahaha.
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